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Who are you when I'm gone?
Hidden secrets.
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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
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Listenwhothehellisbogs: Not even the Japanese were...
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CHEMLAB EXAM. Question number 1...
isleepanywhere: What will you do to a person who has been electrocuted? A. Check for pulse and breathing B. Look for source of shock C. [nakalimutan ko na :))] D. Leave him alone Lahat kami, gusto isagot yung letter D :))))))))) OH MY GOD SI SIR LAYCO BA GUMAWA NG EXAM NIYO? HAHAHAHA!
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jdennaid: WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? :( -Pico If you meet me halfway, down at the borderline.. Between Microbiology and Architecture. Okz, how corny :)) When there’s gonna be a party? Sana, haha! Ask me anything Ay ang corny nga. :)) I always pass by Beato on my way home kaya. Oh well. Haha!
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